Anchovies: Salty, Polarizing and Cosmopolitan T-Shirt

Anchovies split a room faster than politics at Thanksgiving. You either want extra on your slice or you're picking them off in disgust — there's no in-between, and that's exactly the point. This tee puts the fight right on your chest: Our wild-eyed mascot (Salty) going straight for a dripping slice, no apologies.

Printed on Comfort Colors 1717, garment-dyed and washed soft before it ever ships, so it's already broken in the way a good deck shirt should be. Order true to size — we're stocked S–4XL Multiple colors, so however you take your pizza, there's a shirt to match.