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Anchovies Polarizing T-Shirt

Color: White

Size S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL

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$34.99 USD

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Shipping

Printed to order. Every shirt is made for you. Production takes 2–7 business days, then Standard delivery takes 2–5 business days (Economy takes 4–8). Tracking hits your inbox the day it ships.

Premium Comfort & Easy Care

Printed in the USA on Comfort Colors 1717
garment-dyed 6.1 oz, 100% ring-spun US cotton, relaxed fit, tubular knit, double-needle stitching. Sizes S–4XL.

Care: Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. Do not bleach.

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Anchovies split a room faster than politics at Thanksgiving. You either want extra on your slice or you're picking them off in disgust — there's no in-between, and that's exactly the point. This tee puts the fight right on your chest: Our wild-eyed mascot (Salty) going straight for a dripping slice, no apologies.

Printed on Comfort Colors 1717, garment-dyed and washed soft before it ever ships, so it's already broken in the way a good deck shirt should be. Order true to size — we're stocked S–4XL Multiple colors, so however you take your pizza, there's a shirt to match.