• A white graphic t-shirt laid flat on a dark blue wood background, featuring a cartoon crab and seagull scene with the text 'ASK NICELY NEXT TIME.' Brown shorts, navy and red boat shoes, rope, and an anchor are styled around the shirt.
  • A man wearing a white graphic t-shirt with a cartoon Crab and seagull design and the text 'ASK NICELY NEXT TIME.' standing in front of a marina background with other people partially visible.
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Ask Nicely Next Time – Crab vs Seagull Dock Shirt

Ask Nicely Next Time – Crab vs Seagull Dock Shirt

Color: White
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$34.99 USD
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Printed to order. Every shirt is made for you. Production takes 2–7 business days, then Standard delivery takes 2–5 business days (Economy takes 4–8). Tracking hits your inbox the day it ships.

Premium Comfort & Easy Care

Printed in the USA on Comfort Colors 1717 
garment-dyed 6.1 oz, 100% ring-spun US cotton, relaxed fit, tubular knit, double-needle stitching. Sizes S–4XL.

Care: Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. Do not bleach.

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30-Day Guarantee. Damaged, defective, or not what you ordered? Email SaltyShirts@icloud.com within 30 days with your order number and a photo, and we'll send a refund or replacement.

That seagull had it coming. Dock fries are sacred, and this crab just laid down the law.  Every boater, angler, and dock rat has lost a basket to an aerial ambush. This one's a warning shot, printed on a shirt you'll actually wear off the water too.

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