UFO Sailboat Abduction Tee

They came for the fish. They left with somebody's sailboat.  Disclosure's finally here, This one's for every sailor who's come back to the marina and sworn their boat was tied up differently than they left it.  Wear it for the next time someone says UFOs aren't real. You'll know better.  Oh sorry, UAPs Text versions on White, Lagoon Blue, and Blue Jean.

Printed on Comfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed tee, available in multiple colors.6.1 oz, 100% ring-spun US cotton · Relaxed fit · Sizes S–3XL · Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low.